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Showing posts with label Stub. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 6, 2006

The Omen (2006) Review

In the case of this tepid horror remake, the numbers 6-6-6 add up to 18 reasons why the second half of the film fails miserably to do justice to what came before.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Ask the Dust (2006) Review

Following collaborations with Oliver Stone and Terrence Malick, Colin Farrell teams up with yet another Grade-A American filmmaker. But the result, unfortunately, is C minus.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World (2005) Review

Don't be fooled by the title. There's very little comedy here, and the Muslim world in question is on the wrong continent.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (2005) Review

Shane Black's blood valentine to the narrative genre that has made him a multi-millionaire delights in giving a town that worships loglines the finger.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) Review

It opens with a great one-two-three punch line montage that has the audience giggling. Then, it plunges penis-first into the Amsterdam gutter.

Friday, August 5, 2005

My Date With Drew (2004) Review

The budget for this year's second Drew Barrymore romantic comedy is 36,363 times smaller than that of the first, Fever Pitch. Guess which film is more satisfying?

Friday, June 24, 2005

Bewitched (2005) Review

It now appears as if Jessica Simpson's Daisy Duke is going to leave skid marks this summer all over Nicole Kidman's Samantha.

Friday, March 21, 2003

View From the Top (2003) Review

Strange mishmash of a movie plays like a bad episode of Saturday Night Live, with Gwyneth Paltrow doing her best to keep things moving and Mike Myers scoring a few, but not enough, direct hits.